Q & A
Why The Name "Wrinkle"?
Like A Wrinkle In Time,
Wrinkle travels through space and time.
Mostly Forward...
What Does Wrinkle Eat?
We normally feed her Duck Feed mixed with Oats & Niacin;
We also give her Lettuce, Tomatoes, Peas, Corns as snacks.
She also eats bugs when she finds them
Is Wrinkle A "He" or "She" ?
Biologically Wrinkle's a boy,
But her preferred pronoun is she/her.
And we can all respect that.
It's hard to tell a duck's gender when they're under 3 month-old,
so we registered her as a girl for Emotional Support Animal
because the strong female energy,
also, Wrinkle's drake feather has always been ambiguous,
Where Has Wrinkle Been To?
She's born in Louisville KY, USA
We Traveled from New York City to California
and everywhere in between.
When Did Wrinkle Start Performing?
She started her traveling life at the age of 3 months and performed her very first event in Central Park New York.
She did very good.
Why Wrinkle Wear Shoes?
Fashion & Fucntion!
Wrinkle waddles a lot,
so she needs shoes to protect her delicate little cheese feet.
Just like you and me
Is Wrinkle Potty Trained?
She tries her best
But we all have accidents
Every once in a while.
(so the answer is no...)
Donation For Wrinkle
Since Wrinkle's probably not going to college,
we'll save the money for her travel, further her education
And help the duck community.
Thank You, Quack Quack
